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Legal Ease Newsletter: 1997 SummerWhy Do Lawyers Chase Ambulances?. . . to get there before the insurance adjuster! We all know the stereotype, and let’s agree that there are lawyers that give the profession a black eye. But make no mistake, much of the image of the ambulance chasing lawyer has been fostered by the insurance industry to denigrate lawyers so you will try to settle your claim on your own. Understandably, the insurance adjuster wants to settle claims for as little as possible. It is just good business. But the adjuster is a skilled negotiator and the average accident victim is no match. Your attorney serves the important purpose of making it a level playing field. Just the usual whining by a lawyer, you say. Not so. In a recent suit in New York against Allstate Insurance, Allstate admitted that they “settle claims for nearly $9,000 less when a lawyer is not involved.” To make sure they get that extra $9,000, Allstate even went so far as to send auto accident victims a letter referring to victims as “customers” even though they are on the opposite side of a claim against an Allstate insured. Most importantly, the letter suggests the accident victim doesn’t need a lawyer. Despite the image, your lawyer is the only one on your side when it comes to dealing with insurance companies. You should always remember that your interests and the interests of the insurance company are directly opposed. Did You Know? . . .
What is a lawyer’s favorite drink? A subpoena colada. What do most lawyers name their first daughter? Sue. First-time offenders often receive weather-report sentences . . . Fine today, cooler tomorrow. What do you call it when a feminist is convicted of speeding? A Ms. demeanor. What would you call it if all the kids in the world sued Santa? A class action suit. I Rest My Case ONE BURGER—HOLD THE MEAT! A bus driver who was a vegetarian was fired after he refused to give passengers coupons for free hamburgers. The Equal Employment Opportunity Commission determined that this was "religious discrimination" because the bus driver’s vegetarian beliefs were sincerely held with the strength of traditional religious views, including moral or ethical beliefs as to what is right or wrong. Is this McReligion? Fore-Thought When Don Spraker teed off the sixth hole of the Jolly Golf Course in Campbell County, Kentucky, the ball careened off the course and smashed through the window of a residence which bordered the course. Spraker’s insurance company then refused to pay the $800 cost for replacing the window. The case wound up in Small Claims Court where Spraker lucked out when Judge Mickey Foellger was assigned to the case. Foellger, it turned out, has "powdered some houses at various courses" and proceeded to exonerate Spraker’s insurance company. The golf course was there first, wrote the Judge, so the homeowner knew of the risks when he bought the property. "A golfer has no duty to hit the ball straight," concluded the Judge. Sounds as if Spraker had a hook, and the insurance company got off it! |
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